Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
Aw that is tame compared to snails…who like….impail each others’ sides with barbs until they are shriveled in pain….Or the angler fish male who dissolves into the female’s head
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and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
Yeah well I have been in a long distance relationship for like 7 years….and whenever I get to see him, I usually get my period that first night we are together again!!!!
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